More From the Police Blotter

I thought I would share this weeks crimes in our little town.

Burglary: Police arrested town juveniles of undefined gender and booked them for burglary of undefined items and for stealing some make of car.
(did they really do it? Were they really any gender at all?)
Assault: An adult male assaulted another male in some undefined way, but police did not say if there were any actual injuries.
(So this leads me to believe that maybe there wasn't really an assault?)
Just thought you would like to share with me the news this day.....