One seemingly simple, although nice motorcycle....
And tell me, how does this incredibly handsome man, not only forget to take the keys for said motorcycle (you can start it, if the key fob is within 10 feet of it), get to the store and then remember that he doesn't have said key fob with him, therefore the seemingly simple, though nice motorcycle, will not start when it is time to come home. THEN realize, that he doesn't have his cell phone with him to call his astonishingly sweet and understanding wife to come and help him, for the 5th time! So decides to go back into said store to use a payphone, lucky they had one...then realize that not only does he not know the sweet and understanding wife's cell phone number, but he doesn't he know his home phone number. Soooo, incredibly handsome man decides to ask the operator for help, but he doesn't know the address for the home that he lives in, so has to call his work, collect, to have them call HIS cell phone, that is lying on the counter, so that sweet and understanding wife can come and save him. Now, understanding the story thus far, he asks his restaurant to talk to wife and they say, he is stuck at Fred Meyer, which would seem reasonable, except that there are 2 Fred Meyer stores in opposite directions from each other, equal distance. So when sweet and understaning wife calls back to restaurant to find out which Fred Meyer, incredibly handsome man is at, they say, "he said, you would know!"
HOW DOES HE GET UP AND GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND BE SUCCESSFUL! I Ask You!
2 comments:
This totally sounds like my husband. Oh wait a minute, aren't we related? What would our men do without us (the wonderful, beautiful, very understanding even though most of the time we want to scream our heads off at them, wives). By the way, how long have you lived in Seattle? And he does not know your home address. Dev, tell Jac I said hi!
If only this story sounded far fetched instead of par for the course! Try raising a pack of them!!
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